Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, the girl I've been flirting with for a few weeks invited me to a house party. I gradually found out that she's been talking to my good buddy, they've been dating, actually they've been banging the whole time. And now she's in a bikini bouncing on his lap as we play Cards Against Humanity. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I was at a party, and a cute girl in a skirt sat on my lap. We were flirting and I unfortunately got hard. She then stood up and yelled, "Are you getting hard? EW!" FML
Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
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eduardosuritalov 0
she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/
Jaguar1234 0
shoulda started a conversation
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Comments (125)
wonderful_wendy 0
maybe she was trying to make you jealous.
perdix 31
If a cute topless girls sat next to me, I'd have a stroke! She might slap my face, but what the hell, I'd get to touch a nice tit.
samadams42 0
That comment right there... was so what i was thinking I would moterboat those bad boys right then and there.
10_4Franky 0
Good one! Haha.
samadams42 0
It wa a joke ************ its not like this website is for people who want to have educated conversations fag.
samadams42 0
did i ask u ...no?
Roxxay 6
why the hell was she topless ?!
Troll1 0
why not?
chelsey76 6
That's what I'm wondering!! Who just strolls around a party with absolutely no shirt or bra!? Ugh...******...
coffee_enima 0
God, China sucks....
Troll1 0
..as hard as your mom.
YoungBanks 3
^ Agreed ask me how I know ;)
supbowen 0
As hard as your mom
lizzyrulesyew 0
you shoulda said hi or something! YDI
DjeePee 25
Topless? What kind of party was that? Quit complaining, you saw free boobies. If you want more, you should talk to women. If you are too afraid to open your mouth, go to a hooker.
Zebidee 9
If a girl was walking around a party topless, flirting with strangers, 'hooker' would have been one of my first guesses...
Troll1 0
"she" was actually your alcoholic father in drag.
tona01 16
lol
caitlin21holly 0
what kind of person goes topless to a a party?! obviously a **** so not a relationship type
Avenged7Gabe 0
you've obviously never been to a real party then
DjeePee 25
If real parties excists out half-naked people, I'm glad I've never been to one before.
Troll1 0
I call it an orgy
forthepainx3 0
win^
fml933 0
woah...wats the cup size n is it real? mayb she a hooker?
UnanomousGurl 0
U shouldve moved farther away before she tried something with u, unless of course u wanted an STD
samadams42 0
You cant get an std from boobs unless they squirt milk in ur mouth or something.
UnanomousGurl 0
Haha dummy i meant like before she tried making out with him or ******* him
samadams42 0
She was flirting with the other guy!... dummy ;)
UnanomousGurl 0
Nah, girls like this hit on anythin n any1! i cant stand girlz -_-!