Today, I was walking next to this building that was getting renovated, and read a sign that said "Watch out for falling debris at all times." While I was watching out for debris, I fell down a staircase. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, I walked past a building site near my house, there was a sign saying "WARNING - Beware of the scaffolding". I started laughing at the stupidity of the sign, and walked straight into a metal pole. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, my roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I tripped on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit my head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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Top comments
Boondocks 0
Way to observe your environment. Nice.
technicolorRAWR 0
wow. your seriously going to call him a dumbass because he fell down stairs. I fall down stairs, doesn't mean I'm dumb. and I'm sure you all will not be paying attention someday and fall down a flight of stairs. and I hope you post it as an fml so I could call you a dumbass
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Comments (83)
lanester25 0
this should be on fail blog cause you fail!!!!!
SinginMonkey 0
When they say falling debris it means people falling down those stairs! =)
i_wuz_nver_here 31
There's a sign at the bottom that says watch for falling persons.
jessicadavis374 6
Multitasking fail! Happens to the best of us!
LEGATE_LANIUS 25
I guess you were the falling debris :)
FiloTheGreat 12
I guess you became the debris...