Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
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Top comments
Kozzy333 0
It's funny when it doesn't happen to you.
djb23 0
haha i can picture all the taiwanese girls "OOO HEEHEEHEEE IS SO SMAU!!"
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Comments (83)
MoobyTheCow 2
Your friends were right.
proud_liberal 0
your friends were right
Man_person 0
your friends were right
Calaura9 0
You're friends were right
_Noon_ 0
Wow, you are beyond stupid for repeating that sentence using you're instead of your, which at least the other two repeaters did.
turboawesome88 0
Yeah, how dare she not piss on the English language with her cursed correct spelling!
I_Piss_Glitter 0
That spelling means 'you are' not the possessive 'your'. It is wrong in context. Think before speaking...er...typing.
katsoplat 0
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
loveeisnott 0
you're actually #38, douche bag
Person1233 13
People dont care about First comment anymore. 69th is all the rage.
katsoplat 0
you dont hafta be mean
Charlesdenfreude 0
I love your friends.
FSBull 0
There is a porpoise with a new pair of undies.
reidtruett 0
this is yet another reason why guys wear boxers under their bathing suit.
movies12 0
I'm sure some of the girls on the beach were getting a thrill out of it.
blah123blah 0
Wasn't the only thing that dangled there.