Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Spanaway, United States
Use morse code
Today, an elderly patient complained because I used the words "vaginal" and "breast". I work at an OB-GYN's office. FML
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Welshite 40
"Mrs. Dickinson, I'll be inserting the speculum into your hoo-ha, and then checking your milk machines for any lumps."
deet124 11
You should try words like "no no place" and "chi chi"
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mlustpdx 17
next time say pussy hole for ****** and *******
storethis 17
Should have used "Pussy" and "*******"
8djht8 19
u should try snatch and titty whoppers