Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Up in smoke
Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML
Top comments
muFilter 19
Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...
andyyroxx 20
Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?
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Comments (148)
Kitten_Calderon 14
Yet another reason smoking makes you look bad. Sorry about your job loss though, OP. your boss should have been more understanding
jujuroxursox 15
Ur fault for smoking and having a beard so ydi
qirde_15 5
that's called.. wait for it.. fireception!
laden_swallow09 35
Inception jokes aren't applicable in this case.
perdix 31
Again, the OP's gender is not specified. I'd like to recycle my "Please be a girl" comment from yesterday.
xRezSynn 15
So quit smoking.
KareBear7364 5
well if there were ever a time to quit smoking it'd be when you burn off your beard and then get fired cause of it.
countrygal500 1
and that kids id why you dont smoke.
sarahadlina 14
Oops Accidently clicked the "I agree your life sucks" button. Totally deserved it. First not only r u endangering ur own life but others too.
CharresBarkrey 16
You can vote both on each FML, but it essentially means you didn't vote at all.
simoncat 11
You shouldn't smoke.
Cupcake040 17
Sooooo do you still smoke?
CharresBarkrey 16
His beard's probably still smoking.