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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Portland, United States

Up in smoke

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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muFilter 19

Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...

andyyroxx 20

Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?

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Comments (148)

Ziggy122 15

Time to quit, bro.

Moe2311 2

You deserved getting your beard burned for lighting up in the car, that was really stupid of you to mess around with fire while in a moving vehicle. But you didn't deserve to be fired because of your injury/appearance that happened due to a stupid accident. Sorry bro.

Satoaoi 13

well your lucky You didn't crash or worse into someone else

mohamm11 4

Don't light a cigarette while driving! YDI

maxman13524 13

Moral of the story: don't smoke

soph_volleyball 11

Another reason y ppl shouldn't smoke

bootytoo 14

I'm sorry but I find this hilarious.

GetSomeM0 24

the patch works..

Dwidge 14

I have often said that life tends to toss you harsh (but true) wakeup calls. This, I venture to say, is yours.