Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Up in smoke
Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML
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muFilter 19
Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...
andyyroxx 20
Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?
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Comments (148)
Ziggy122 15
Time to quit, bro.
Moe2311 2
You deserved getting your beard burned for lighting up in the car, that was really stupid of you to mess around with fire while in a moving vehicle. But you didn't deserve to be fired because of your injury/appearance that happened due to a stupid accident. Sorry bro.
Satoaoi 13
well your lucky You didn't crash or worse into someone else
Fooey_214 12
Lmao
mohamm11 4
Don't light a cigarette while driving! YDI
maxman13524 13
Moral of the story: don't smoke
soph_volleyball 11
Another reason y ppl shouldn't smoke
bootytoo 14
I'm sorry but I find this hilarious.
GetSomeM0 24
the patch works..
Dwidge 14
I have often said that life tends to toss you harsh (but true) wakeup calls. This, I venture to say, is yours.