Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Up in smoke
Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML
Top comments
muFilter 19
Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...
andyyroxx 20
Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?
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ToxicTyrael 26
YDI for smoking
mercyismynamee 10
That's what you get!
TheLittleOnion 18
You must like playing with fire.
rorex 26
You can't get fired because of your appearance