Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
Up in smoke
Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML
Top comments
muFilter 19
Ah, the one smoking hazard the Surgeon General didn't warn you about. That's how they get ya...
andyyroxx 20
Apply cold water to the - Hey where's half of your beard?
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Comments (148)
tazz602 5
stop smoking
HarroIAmBob 21
smoking is bad, mkay
tildoorf84 7
time to quit smoking, smoking is dumb and has no benefits. i dont care what excuse you have or how you try to justify it, you're dumb
pandapoof42 3
you got FIRED?! lol get it?? no? just me then okay...
KayleeT 9
Using a lighter while driving probably wasn't the smartest thing to do, anyhow. Couldn't you just have waited till you got there? Or pull over at a restaurant or something? I know that may sound over careful, but at least you're not frying your facial hair off .
dwc2134 5
You. You sound like a reasonable human being. I like you.
Geary519 20
thats a sign you should quit smoking
KiddNYC1O 22
That's some grimmy ass shit.
IscoreOnU 19
76- that last line. Perfection.
Sonotsuave 37
what you get fo bein a smoka