Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Unlucky for some
Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That's when you sit down on the host's place
Forlorn420 9
It's cause when 13 dine, the first to rise is the first to die
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Comments (59)
naughtylez82 4
Ouch op sounds like something my family would do to me. Fyl
ideasrule 13
12 chairs and only 12 forks? Is this the dining philosophers problem or something?
2cute4u_18 1
I volunteer as tribute!!!!
THATguy0698 4
FMLs are getting less funny, this is nothin to FML over
greeneye_fml 12
It's bad luck for 13 people to eat together in old superstition. "The first to rise will be the first to die!"
vbmg152 19
I don't get it! If the host didn't invite you, you weren't invited! I know I grew up in a different era but, geez! Have things changed that much? Even if another family member told you/invited you, you're not really welcome unless the host/hostess invites you! A good etiquette lesson for you, OP!
Longshott 4
You needed Mr. Baggins to make it 14.
cbayley 1
Take a hint dude geez. Showing up uninvited is rude.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
This is what I would have said "Oh, I see that I'm not family. Well **** THE LOT OF YOU THEN". I would have left, slammed the door behind me and then ignored any of the 'family' that tried to contact me afterwards. If they cared, it would make them feel really bad.
Paintonmyarms214 21
Did you curse any newborn babies to death out of anger of not being invited?