Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Unlucky for some
Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
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lenamartinovic 13
That's when you sit down on the host's place
Forlorn420 9
It's cause when 13 dine, the first to rise is the first to die
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withoutapulse 2
Lucky number 13?
rachelndrws180 4
Only 12 people?
grog_fml 3
no spoons? what about knives? how bout napkins? placemats?
zfchatroulette 24
And then you got mad and cursed someone's baby to be killed by a rabid spinning wheel, am I right?
Paintonmyarms214 21
So, did you curse the host's newborn or what?
horseychickidee 19
I find it funny that 13 is a large.dinner my family that lives in my house is 10 and its not odd for my bestfriend and my sister to come for dinner making it 12
Solano2580 24
Just get another set of stuff and quit complaining and jumping to conclusions, either that or you're too lazy to bother
fantasyworld 39
Did you curse their first born or something?
tanman230 10
people you shouldn't have to be invited to spend time with family