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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Unlucky for some

Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML

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lenamartinovic 13

That's when you sit down on the host's place

It's cause when 13 dine, the first to rise is the first to die

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Comments (59)

May the odds be ever in your favour.

killer6969 16

Nice one ) :)

why they didn't invite u to the family dinner ? that's rude

ilovecandie 0

Why didn't they just get an extra chair for you? That's what my family always does.

sounds like they are not your family

karen1991 15

Maybe it was like musical chairs? There's 12 spots and 13 of you. Fight to the death!!

How could a family member not be invited? My suggestion burn the house down....

deadlydeadd 2

Such a biiiig family dinner....

tildoorf84 7

Flip the table over and say thanks for dinner and walk out

Ouch. That pretty much sets the bar for awkward.

If that was me, I'd just grab an extra plate and serve myself. It's the host's fault for letting me in.