Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in ages. I went in early, but instead of anyone telling me, they waited for the manager to come and get mad at me because it was supposed to be an online interview. I apologized and we went ahead with the interview, but she seemed disinterested and annoyed. I don’t think I got the job. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had a job interview that I had spent hours preparing for it. When I arrived, the interviewer told me the position had been filled already and they forgot to notify me. I wasted a whole fucking day for nothing. FML
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mjlover 0
Alright everyone, this site is called "Fmylife" BECAUSE people post stories about how something bad happened that normally does not. Just because this guy forgot his resume DOESN'T mean he always forgets things all the time. It DOESN'T mean that he's irresponible. You guys don't even know this man, you can't judge him. Everybody forgets things sometimes, especially when we're really nervous. Give him a break, jeez.
XTheGiftedGametX 0
You don't have to be a dick
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Comments (18)
misspeg 0
YDI - OP is a ******* idiot. OP is a bigger idiot to think of posting this as an fml.
myfriend_youfail 3
How is this an FML? You're just plain stupid. Always double-check to make sure you haven't forgotten anything when you're about to go somewhere important. They won't hire you, by the way. YOU: "Oh, yeah, sorry, I wrote up my resume like you asked me to, but I kinda left it at home, soooo...." THEM: "Get out." -_- Fail.
mjlover 0
Alright everyone, this site is called "Fmylife" BECAUSE people post stories about how something bad happened that normally does not. Just because this guy forgot his resume DOESN'T mean he always forgets things all the time. It DOESN'T mean that he's irresponible. You guys don't even know this man, you can't judge him. Everybody forgets things sometimes, especially when we're really nervous. Give him a break, jeez.
myfriend_youfail 3
......You're kidding, right? Asking us not to judge is like asking us not to laugh at America's Funniest Home Videos. This is like the G-rated business version of a guy getting nailed in the family jewels. Timeless, classic, and always funny.
DarkJoy_fml 5
If you laugh at America's Funniest Home Videos---You FAIL!
giganticbrain 0
Cool story, bro.
Ninjaface 0
Tell him that you had a past gig as a magician, as demostrated by having made your resume disappear.
a_lexstbbs2o11 0
mad_hatter0666 22
my friend did that a few weeks ago. I hope he was understanding.
stellasue11 38
lol that's something i would do