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Truth hurts

Today, my adorable 8 year-old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Congrats on raising yet another misogynist! Let the little ****** walk home from school -- that will be "pretty" miserable.

Brutal but at least he is being considerate somehow

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Congrats on raising yet another misogynist! Let the little ****** walk home from school -- that will be "pretty" miserable.

Brutal but at least he is being considerate somehow

OMG that's savage. I kind of love that kids are so honest though, I mean it's not like you've never seen yourself.