Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, my husband has pneumonia and is in bed. Our baby is ill and can't go to daycare. I take care of them both, frantically trying to meet my freelance deadlines while they sleep. I am so tired I want to cry. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
Today, whenever I try to rest or I get sick and tell my husband, almost immediately he says he's unwell with the same thing and dumps all the chores on my head. When I have a fever, magically he gets the fever too, then blames me for getting him sick. I really need rest from my chores. FML
Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
Today, I'm horribly sick with a stomach bug. My wife insists on yelling for my help every fifteen minutes, saying, "If you want kids, you better get used to this. They don't just go away when you're sick." When she's sick, however, she expects to be treated like a princess. FML
Today, my kids caught a virus from school. My husband stayed home with them since I make more money and he didn't want to risk me getting sick. Guess which adult has the runs and is puking every five seconds. Nope, not him. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Just leave him alone for a few hours and he will realize that life indeed can be tough. Teach him a lesson. If you don't do it now you might never get a second chance.
colton_colton 50
Good for you for being the bigger person!
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Comments (157)
culito_fml 10
You are amazing! Your husband... Sucks a little
TXFernwoods 26
Guess what's going to happen when the baby does come...
tman1985 9
Joe and Bonnie Swanson and their daughter's scene comes to mind
TheRoyalBattler 5
At least you aren't barefoot as well!
kiki9_fml 10
You are a better wife than I am! I would never do that for anyone especially if I'm sick AND pregnant! Tissues are too rough? Tell him to suck it up and maybe grow back his balls while he's at it!
valentinov 15
:)) Lol! :)) Ok... I'm under control now... :)) So... Let me get this straight: although you're pregnant, although he's "the man of the house", that is providing for his family, you still act like his mother and he still acts like your spoiled child... If you're enabling him in this type of (dysfunctional) relationship... Why are you complaining? Open your eyes, look around you, look at your life and think. Think what's wrong, how it came to this and how to fix it. Good luck!
JD1147 27
*hands your husband a cup of concrete* "Here, drink this and harden the f**k up"
awilliams44 9
he sounds like a big baby
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Rent a hotel room and take a nap so he can fend for himself for a few hours.
Saige_xo 9
That's Messed Up!
picturescrazy 24
This is how we know men couldn't handle being pregnant! They turn to children whenever they catch an illness xD
RobertoZ 5
I don't.(Not saying I am super tough or anything of the sort)I guess I just have a strong immune system because I don't get sick very much just like once every 10 years or so and then its just some coughing and sneezing nothing major.