pagvscgrac
United States
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Iswearihavegoodhygiene
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Anonymous
Leer, Germany
Getting on a bit
Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML
Bad at life
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML
CantBlink
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Jersey City, United States
Lumpy
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
sara
Spotted
Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML
What's neck't?
United States
No pain, no gain
Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Top comments
Bullpine 11
You really shouldn't do that unless you want scars
DocBastard 40
So you must have: A) The worst case of acne in the history of teenagers B) Skin as tough as a rhinoceros C) Very very VERY weak fingers I'm going with C.
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ilikerocks 0
Well. That's just lovely.