Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, after I'd ordered a cute dress online for an upcoming date, I tried it on, only to realise it was more of a glorified napkin than a dress. The tag online had said “One size fits all.” I now have a dress that fits my cat better than it fits me. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
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Top comments
Enslaved 38
Cancel then reorder. Not hard to do.
gojira666 7
Well then you aren't very clever are you
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Comments (69)
stormchaser24 24
Just cancel the order. You should have a day to cancel. Then re-order. Not that hard.
GirlOnFire143 6
My mum lives by that code.
Omegadolly 22
Ugh, that sort of thing freakin' happens to me all the time, how irritating, right? fyl. :<
Chewiebhz 15
That's not a valid FML... You can cancel and reorder, you actually got lucky!
TheDrifter 24
At least you went back for matching shoes. You could have paid full price and ended up wearing poorly matched shoes from your closet.
marramrammar 2
Cancel or return and reorder! Not that hard to do!!!!
lexi365 20
That sucks, but I'm sure you can cancel the order and get a discount.
ElricMustang 23
You can just cancel the order and buy it again -.-"
ironheart98 14
some are not smart enough to realize this
fabcade 14
Return it and then repurchase it
kipfischer 11
Not an FML obviously everyone else but OP knows to cancel and reorder
bbedoll89 2
I HATE it when that happens!!!!