Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, after I'd ordered a cute dress online for an upcoming date, I tried it on, only to realise it was more of a glorified napkin than a dress. The tag online had said “One size fits all.” I now have a dress that fits my cat better than it fits me. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
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Top comments
Enslaved 38
Cancel then reorder. Not hard to do.
gojira666 7
Well then you aren't very clever are you
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Comments (69)
amiritelol 3
I THINK people are trying to tell you to cancel then re-order... What about if you can't cancel the order, amirite.net ?
day624 14
Happens to me everytime
amiritelol 3
I THINK people are trying to tell you to cancel then re-order... What about if you can't cancel the order, amirite.net ?
MyEpicFail 9
moments like this make me wish i had a time machine.. X_x"
RachelleMatson 0
They have to give it to you at reduced price or call and cancel the order and reorder it
isaiaah 6
Well, if you've only ordered it, cancel your order, and re-order it. Yes theres probably a cancelation but I doubt it costs half of the full price, but if you've already gotten it, then sorry OP.
caplox 6
return it?
SamanthaCassieL 10
I work in retail, and normally places have some sort of price adjustment guarantee. If the store associates can't do much, don't get upset, speak with a manager, usually they will help you to save customers. Sales associates don't have much power to do a lot.
ddddddddg 9
Get a refund
ScrewedUpMess 15
Ouch, that bites. That type of thing happens to me, but usually after I receive it! Being as you've JUST ordered it, do what everyone else is suggesting - cancel and reorder!! Only if you CAN, of course... x