Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML
Today, at a company event, there was a break. The Blue Danube was playing. Bored, I absentmindedly start singing, “My butt is ugly” to the melody. I forgot that my mic was on and the whole auditorium heard. Not only was I sent home, but my boss wants to “discuss” it on Monday at the office. FML
Today, I was at work when an elderly lady casually mentioned it was her birthday. I motioned two of my coworkers over, and we sang a little "Happy Birthday" to her over the phone. Our boss stormed in mid-song and suspended all three of us on the spot for "unprofessional behavior." FML
Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
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Top comments
AnneOminous 0
Um. No. You didn't have to listen to the whole thing. You should have hung up. YDI
_Mazza_ 0
"I'm sorry dad, I'm at work, I have to go." Polite and nonoffensive. Alternatively, just hang up. Is that so hard? You're at work, you have better things to do than to listen to someone sing, I'm sure your father would understand.
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Comments (83)
tkarin 0
How is that an FML? I'd think it would brighten up the customers' day to hear someone singing over the phone.
ragsy 7
Grow up. No one can take advantage of you without your permission. Next time hang up.
ZoeeC 0
I always picture the OP in an office when i read 'at work'. but it makes sense if theyre working in a shop or something. But theyre still an idiot. HANG. UP. THE. *******. PHONE.
giacamo_casanova 0
your dad = awesome
nolimits 0
I bet the office got deathly quiet, and your face lost all expression. Sorry son, but the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep.
enough4 0
How could this submission have possibly been accepted?
dudeface 1
Your dad rules sorry you have a dad that rules
SNOTTYBONES 0
My dad calls me almost every Monday morning and sings to me. It is a song about Monday morning being over until next week. LOL He knows about how monday mornings can suck. He is retired now. I hope I can always hear him sing that to me and wish I will never have to have a Monday morning without his voice on my phone.
highwind886 0
The real question is why you were using your phone while the lines were backed up. YDI for slacking off.
DeservedIt 0
You deserve it for not hanging up on him. Hope you got fired.