Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh, so being my usual joking self I kidded, "Why aren't those kids in school?" She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Hey, at least your mom has got it going on
NeatNit 33
What a pretty name for a cow.
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Comments (69)
baba01_fml 17
When it was over and time to go home did you say, "ok let's mooooooove it!"
pmadNess 16
I would have if I were Miss Stacey!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
OP, this is sooo gonna follow you all year
karlcolt45 19
don't be a cow ma'am
Izabushel 65
Hey at least your namesake is prize winning!! Congratulations!
greenfishbait 19
Can't wait for the follow up FML about her kids bullying her and calling her a cow. Jk, sorry OP. i'm sure it'll be forgotten soon.
buddy51 23
"OK Kids, let's review our farm trip- A pig says "oink", a chicken says "cluck cluck" and Miss Stacy says "Moooooooooo"!" Was she a milk cow or beef cow? That may have some bearing on how the rest of your year goes! They may try to milk you for compliments or they may try to have you over for a barbecue. Either way, watch out, OP, watch out!!
bobslawnservice 16
My guess is that the farmer was taking the piss.
Bacontree 14
If you handle it with a sense of humour and just laugh about it they'll have forgotten it by the end of the day.
tygerarmy 35
I'm Bart Simpson who the hell are you?
garrett1999o3 16
Peter Griffin , now, who the crap are the rest of this people?