Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the kids I'm babysitting to the farm to feed the animals. They were a little scared of the llama, so I showed them how nice it was by feeding it a lot of bread. Then, as I was telling the farmer how I loved the llama and wanted to take it home, it spit grass and bread all over my face. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML
Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML
Today, while at work I was reading "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" to me class of 5 year olds. I got near the end of the book and said "Look at the big fat caterpillar" to which one of my pupils replied "Just like you, Miss!" FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Hell yes!" in front of a potential employer and a group of kids before an interview at a daycare center. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML
Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh, so being my usual joking self I kidded, "Why aren't those kids in school?" She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Hey, at least your mom has got it going on
NeatNit 33
What a pretty name for a cow.
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Comments (69)
therealslim 15
'Who the crap' That doesn't work.
andiw 6
I love this! Lol I can almost hear the Lil ones giggling
pmadNess 16
This made me laugh out loud, literally.
KingDead 18
Well, as long as your a good teacher.. At least those kids will remember this for the rest of your life, and have a good laugh, you should be laughing too :P
KingDead 18
Wow grammar on this one! Whoops! ^__^ hehe
chanellgymnast 17
Miss Stacey, I lost my shit too.
ardencred 7
Need to lose some weight?
ohSNAPyall 27
It's like they gave your embarrassment the human growth hormone.
ddlovatolover 23
10, I think "Miss" is not part of Miss Stacey's name, but because she is a teacher, the children call her "Miss Stacey" instead of just "Stacey".
HeartOfLead 24
I hope that you aren't a portly woman.
realmenhaveclass 3
I think that it is supposed to be brought not bought