Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML
Today, a man walked into the bank I work at and asked what he would need in order to open an account. I had to look him in the eyes with a straight face, say, "Two pieces of identification," and ask him to put some pants on. FML
Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, a customer opened with, "You open bottles with them thangs?" I looked around my desk for something he might've confused with an actual bottle opener. His girlfriend then informed me that he was talking about my breasts. I work for a bank. FML
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Top comments
Dreamsorrow93 24
Wow shocking. A bank trying to shove more services down your throat.
Shadowvoid 33
I personally prefer when my bank offers a more hands on approach.
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Comments (33)
RedCronos 17
At least you offered some form of "assistance".......?
LyricaSilvan 30
Well, at least he had a sense of humor. He was probably just trying to joke it off with you.
MamaChey 24
Thank you, Captain Obvious!
sw2f2fchik612 12
Fml for him that you didn't appreciate a quick witted joke to intended to lighten up an awkward mistake.
kowsee 22
Hot damn, that escalated quickly
RichardPencil 32
"Only if you really know how to use it and can provide me with a ball-gag."
jordynMKD 9
A whole new meaning to "strapped for cash"
LyricaSilvan 30
Fun story: I once went to a "game night" at my local library, years and years ago. We played Just Dance 2 on the Wii, and one round I had just come back from the bathroom and it was my turn. So the others were picking the song and getting ready to start. I was still trying to get the wrist strap for my Wii remote around my wrist, so I said, "wait a second; I gotta get my strap on." You can imagine the laughter that erupted from the entire room.
Momperella 5
If that was me as either person, I would've busted out laughing!
Attacksloth 33
So, now banks have adopted a more direct way to screw people.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He's probably only interested in having his currency pegged.