Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
TheKingKen tells us more.
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
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VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
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Comments (86)
bsums203 13
Sounds like no one in your family even cared or heard.
Sillsallad 15
This isn't a FML, this is hilarious
ElOhVeeEe 8
The same thing happened to me. And I'm a girl. Don't worry about it.
UndecidedLoser 6
???
badgercheese94 16
So where is the FML? In most situations, I am assuming your mother would just laugh and be like "what!?" and then... nothing happens. The real FML would be if you yelled it out, as a girl, because even playing around, that might cause some drama.
ChodyRay 1
you deserve it if you're watching that trash ?
reaxion 25
Damn you, silly brain!
squarecircles 13
You see, that's what happens when you watch crap shows like that. You just get dumb. There's lots of way better shows out there. Just sayin'.
Gauzy21 12
If you are a guy why are you watching that crappy show
TheNiceOne 20
That doesn't accidentally happen,