Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
TheKingKen tells us more.
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
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VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
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mmazzaa 16
Guys watch 16 and pregnant ? Lmao
chef_burns 9
It's the male ego that usually hides what we watch, for example my step dad will stop behind the couch while my mom watches a chick flick or one of her shows and be drawn into it, she will point it out too it's funny.
Wakachulak 22
It's like a car crash, you can't help watching.
MrConcise 35
#20 - Nope, I will openly admit Dance Moms is the shit. I love catty and irrational women trying to live vicariously through their daughters.
just1n12 18
I watch 16 And Pregnant, it's educational and a great show.
mmazzaa 16
I agree ! Teaches me not to get pregnant at 16 and I passed! I should celebrate
cyna_g 18
Have fun with that, haha
Nymeria_fml 25
Now she'll think you need the birds and the bees talk again.
joeblow6969 5
Way to let the cat out of the bag. So how did she respond? I hope she's supportive and lets you make your own choice on how to handle it. It's your body and your weird butt baby.
foxmatrix15 8
And somehow u showed readers how ur also stupid.
TheKingKen 22
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
Ironic_Meme 10
And that language is?
Zebediabolical 45
You have to concentrate in order to speak your native language?
TheKingKen 22
#27, Tagalog (Filipino language) "Pregnant" = "Buntis" "Full" = "Busog" :)
bemined 11
Well, good thing is you're not a girl or else it will take a whole lot of explanation to clarify yourself.
reaxion 25
Hah. Technically, both things mean you're stuffed :-)
missmonkie 16
oh yay Tagalog! I'm learning it cuz my nieces are Filipino.
Araj_Hs 19
Well done, OP
ndnpride88 25
YDI Just for watching the show
chrishaaansen 13
faaag
44345 9
LOL