Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML
TheKingKen tells us more.
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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VeganDarkLight 31
This doesn't even make any sense to me.
AlonsoKold 15
You're a strong independent man who don't need no fertilization
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Ilikepie82479 20
You win sir
Mr_Guy_Dude 17
Lol I hate it when we accidentally call out the wrong phrases. Once, My friend had to go to he library right before role call and he told me to make sure the teacher new. I got to thinking about what I had next period and when the teacher called his name for role, I screamed "PERIOD"
erizonkim 17
idk why i find this funny :p
T3hCh33zMei5ter 8
Is it a boy or a girl?
asdfno 8
lol
sugoi72 27
next time don't watch that garbage ass "show"
Ramy35 13
Lol FAIL