Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
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C_Wicked27 0
Um, YDI for leaving your sunroof open here in Colorado during the month of March. March and April are the two snowiest months here...
katrinasomething 0
How could you get mad at the animals for that? Have a heart. They just took advantage of your screwup... ultimately YDI. xP
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cindybuzz 5
Also, i don't know how much it snows there, but from what other users have said you get as much risk of snowfall as we do of rain (england)...why the hell would you not close your sunroof? and why the hell did you have it open in the first place!?
alexblue 5
can't ?
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not taking care of your car.
darkmis1 18
YDI+for+leaving+your+sunroof+open.+
blastvortex 4
I can see the headlines already — Colorado Resident Opens Wildlife Habitat in Automobile! PS YDI.
Gabbiegummies 4
ou should know how to shut the sun roof by now f
aj3411 0
why isn't your fml more like "today I realized I have zero common sense when mother nature pointed out how stupid and unconcious I am to the world around me. on top of that, I was pissed at the situation and not myself for being so unfathomably dumb and irresponsible. fml."?
subieguy 0
why was it even open? if it's winter it's not warm out. oh and #1 really? ydi for leaving it somewhere it snows. you mean outside for instance? not everyone has a garage.
cactus_fml 0
Yeah, I don't really understand why it would be open if it was even remotely cold enough to snow, let alone going to snow. I guess you opened it on accident with your keys maybe? While trying to lock it?
FockinA 0
OP: congrats you're the new Snow White ! sing with me: "Hi HO HI HO it's off to work i go..."