Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
Marksterrr 0
Sounds to me like your boyfriend suffers from a world of problems that could best be solved with you breaking up with him.
kittylady666 0
dump him.
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Comments (117)
mintcar 10
Your boyfriend is sweet. I hope to find someone like him one day.
DocBastard 40
Have him come and see me. I'll stab him in his carotid artery with a rusty butter knife and then beat the shit out of him for having the audacity to bleed on my carpet. What a ******* twat.
detolicious 2
are you taking orders on that?
theannonymousone 0
Breathe Doc! Breathe! In... and out... in... and out...
summersizzle 0
in and out in and out? oh doc is very good at doing that with his mouth!!!!! I keed I keed
122409 0
Alvin Law?
Vaesive 0
Sounds like he should be an ex befriend now.
StonesAya 0
That guy is a text book sociopath where he is the center of everything and no one else exists let alone matters. Run. Run Far, Far Away!
Optimus_Primerib 0
its time to dump that douche, and find a man that respects you.
iHateThisLife 10
kick him where the sun don't shine! he's an asshole.
starrs_movingIn 0
this is some really funny ish...I just LOL'd...but yes, controllism leads to abusivism!
dt520 4
that would only logically assume that all women become abusive then...
seahorses4eva 4
If he thinks you falling in public is an embarrassment to him, he clearly doesn't know it's much more embarrassing to be an inconsiderate douche bag in public. You deserve better.
IloveEmily 0
Wow what a dick!