Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I got on the bus I take every morning and sat in my usual seat. After about ten minutes, I noticed that the route was different and I had no idea where we were. I had been staring at my phone and boarded the wrong number bus without noticing. FML
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sundayporch 2
The great thing about the subway is that all you have to do is get off and head in the other direction. Fabulous invention, really.
bodoquito89 0
that was nice of you and u can get back on the next stop
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Comments (62)
ThePhantomGamer 20
It's not too bad. At least you help him out. As long as you weren't late for something.
EmoAngel98 0
it was also very sweet of you so don't beat yourself up about it you know good things happen to those whose intentions stray to pure inequities your a good person be proud that was very thoughful
KY_Jelly 10
At least you're still holding on to your wallet.
zoroaster74 1
Today, I saved a ton on child support. I switched to condoms! YDI
zoroaster74 1
Dammit...this posted to the wrong thread. And now it won't let me delete it!
Lifeisntfair13 0
hey at least you a did a good thing for the guy. I have one questions though! how does the blind man knows where he is going ? but op it's not a big deal just get the other one back at least you did a good thing
canzo378 0
so...? that's not even a fml... just get off and take a correct route. U should be glad you did something good for this society.
chelsealately 0
lmao yeaa FYL "/
brt1396 0
Wait a sec, let me get this straight. You want us to believe that a blind man managed to get on a subway station and find a train not only on the right line but in the right direction without help and was somehow unable to find a seat? I think either you got scammed or we did.
phorest 0
#49 How do you know that he didn't get help to the subway station and to find the train etc?
wriptidez 0
that sux
DM4KS 0
LOL! I'm legally blind but that's funny.