Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, in the "end-of-the-world" spirit, I asked my boyfriend to marry me. His response was, "It's really windy out." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
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fordneagles 34
Maybe you should propose so he can sulk about his manhood and you won't have to wait another 9 years.
writerchic85 26
Above it you should write "will you marry me you" so it says Will you marry me you wiener?
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Comments (59)
TheNewGuy03 29
OP, try this thing called "communication." Of course, if you tell him that you expected him to spell out "Will you marry me?" in the sand, then there is the off-chance that he looks at you incredulously and thinks you are a psycho mega-bitch. But you should definitely find a way to tell him. Otherwise, nothing will happen. Getting married is clearly a priority of yours; chances are he doesn't see it that way.
Nessco 36
Have you talked to him about your desire to be married yet? Maybe he's the sort who never wants to get married. Let him know it's on your mind and if he doesn't feel the same, then you have a very difficult decision to make. At least you'll know where you stand.
ashyash90 8
have you been together since you were 9? thus making it still somewhat age appropriate for him to act that immature?
honeymoonroyale 20
Ne-ga-tive.
RogueWarrior869 23
It really sounds like you two need to have a serious discussion. Looks like you're ready to marry, but is he? I really suggest seeing where you each respectively stand in the relationship now and if you both see it heading for marriage(ensuring you both want that). Best of luck to you both.
manuwish 9
9 years waiting for a wiener? OP, rethink your life please instead of just saying f..ck it!
iwantasoda 16
Boys will always be boys no matter how old...