Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom at a party when I noticed a spider the size of a golf ball on the toilet paper roll. I screamed, tripped over my own feet trying to flee, and fell right into the bathtub. Everyone at the party heard. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
Hacksaw 4
Turn in your penis and get out; you are a man no longer.
jloveee 0
hahaha your sister is awesome :)
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Comments (159)
ddof5 0
your sister has a point, your a pussy. i think you should get casterated
person555 0
how old is ur "little" sister shes got to be pretty old if she can make and understand a joke that amazing
eMo_gurll200 0
ur little sis is my new best friend lol. this FML had me literally rolling on the floor laughing. god that was HILARIOUS.
NoteMyGrin 0
Haha, your sister sounds like fun. (:
tehsoah 0
That's not an FML, it's too hilarious! You should take your sister out for pie... or something.
bugmenotmofo 34
LOL, your sister rocks! :-D
MangeMoi_fml 0
Well damn.
laughitoffbaby 0
my sides hurt from laughing so damn hard! omg i love your sis!!!!
Banez 0
Your sister is awesome. You, however, must turn in your manhood, because you are no longer a man.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
KaiReddtail 0
There's nothing wrong with that. If you were a woman, you wouldn't be getting uch negative comments. Welcome to sexist double-standard world. I must admit however that is by far one of the cleverest insults I have ever seen.