Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
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Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML
Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
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skippy2913 7
A** whipping time
Sandsh8rk 36
Kids these days...
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Comments (423)
SunTzu2 9
Probably spoilt but a clever little bugger for sure! I can only congratulate you for that one. However it's going to be a story to tell for a lifetime. So funny... Try a raw steak on your eye... It'll help you get rid of the bruising
banan001 6
Wow, great kid NOT hope he got a good punishing for that stunt, I'd never take him out in public again, spoilt little shit!
monkeyhead641 6
Beat his ass
hateevryone 15
So you know he did that on purpose.
SoultheWolf 19
You seriously need to beat the shit out of your child, there is no reason why a child should act this way. Take charge and don't let him act that way again.
iamsami24 5
THAT's your solution? Beat the crap out of a child?! Wow.
KHIAB 1
What they mean is do something the kid will really remember. Not grounding. The child must know that what he did was completely unacceptable. Something so serious as lying about being kidnapped should not happen at all and certainly not twice. OP, be glad you caught this at such a young age. You still can stop it.
minty1807 9
It's nice to know people are willing to help in case a situation like that was ever real!
shadowwulf95 3
I'd kick my kids ass! If I did that when I was out with my parents oh boy I'd get the biggest ass whippin ever!
KRiddle 15
My mother would've beaten my arse if I had a tantrum, I could only imagine the whippin' I'd've gotten if I pulled that kidnapping stunt.
Cody24485 0
Well damn! You shoulda gotten him the video game!!
erinchick1 7
He doesn't deserve the video game after that stunt! You should never reward such bad behavior! What he deserves is a grounding and maybe even an ass beating! I have a four year old daughter and she knows better than to act up like that!
natkat78 3
Oh gosh.... Teach your child some discepline