Today, while preparing the house for company, I got a call that my sister had a heart attack and died. My wife's response? "Great! Now you're going to be no help to me at all!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML
Today, on my long-awaited vacation, I got a phone call from my sister. Her childhood friend died. She bawled on the phone, and my plans were ruined. My husband said it was selfish of her to do such a thing when she knew we were on vacation, so she ramped up the drama times ten. She and her friend used to bully me. FML
Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML
Today, despite my insistence that I didn't need her, my mom showed up at my door to move in to "help out" after my wife's death. I refused to let her in, so now she's staying at a hotel, and the whole family is angry at me. FML
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, my wife, who recently had cancer, made an offhand comment that my 30-year-old sister took offense to. Instead of saying something, she went and called our parents. My dad then called and yelled at me for 5 minutes about it. FML
Today, I got home from work and face-planted into my sofa because I hate my job, suffer from depression, recently lost my wife to cancer, and a host of other BS. As I face-planted it turned out that my sister invited herself over and had fell asleep, curled up under a blanket. Our heads collided at 30 mph. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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Top comments
soiree_fml 0
FYL for having such an insensitive wife. Sorry about your sister :
mrlucky4444 0
you have great taste in women
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Comments (284)
cubfann224 0
sorry man that sucks I hope she lived a great life RIP <3
alfalfalaffa 17
divorce.
ic3fyr3 0
wat a bitch
Yaseeher 0
Re-read the fml please. He says her sister did die.
gameratings 0
Umm your wife needs a little crash course about compassion ... FYL
BtcKashew 0
When someone on her family dies, say this: (when she's out of the room, yell): Great! Now that lazy ****** up bitch isn't gonna do shit!
lady_hoff 0
WTF
mrz_tweety22 5
dat is sad. very bitchy
xxkerry 0
if my sister died, the last place I would be is on fml posting it. I'm sorry for your loss & your wife is just a bitch for saying that. may she RIP
ecascio2010 9
wow your wife needs to stop and think of other people besides herself....