Today, while out with my girlfriends, my overbearing boyfriend called and texted my phone over and over. Later, I told him to calm down and stop acting like my dad. He snapped back, "How am I acting like your dad when you don’t have one?" He knows my dad died when I was 10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using my dad's cell because I had broken mine. I was texting my boyfriend all day when my dad needed his phone back. I forgot to tell my boyfriend that my dad would be using the phone. My boyfriend then texted graphically what he wanted to do to my dad. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
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Top comments
gmac91 7
Yep, time to dump that one!
HokieJ 10
I see that you left out ex before boyfriend. Make the correction and you should be good! So sorry to hear about your father!
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Comments (25)
TxKitten79 10
So many red flags. Get out now!
AmbrosiaFan 19
End this relationship now. He's not worth it. Please.
DrSamba 7
Give him two flushes. It's a long way to hell.
bl3ur0z3 17
Emotionally manipulative. If he's willing to throw out a comment like that without a second thought, he doesn't love you. If he apologizes later, good for him. He still can't be trusted with your heart.
MorganHex 28
Throw the whole damn guy and his insecurities away boo then go do you how you want to.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah there’s too much wrong there and I hope you’re aware of it. Manipulative, controlling, harassing, doesn’t respect your privacy or girl time, and insensitive as **** to make a comment like that. Kick him out the door and I’m so sorry your dad passed away.
donb23 23
And now he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
jriley4u 17
He should be your ex.
jcarter25 12
And yet I’m single...
Peaches1914 13
Unbalance