Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML
Today, while on vacation with my family, my mother told me to put my phone in her purse, so it wouldn't get stolen. Someone stole her purse. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML
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Top comments
pjmommy 9
why would u give it to your LITTLE cousin?
Olivxr 5
well she did what you told her to, no complaints about that
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Comments (120)
Nudi_fml 13
Why the **** would you do that? You're basicly acknowledging your own complete incompetence of taking care of your own things. Stupid.
cougar41 8
You deserve it for giving it to a small child. That just proves you are an idiot
Streetracer15 9
At least she remembers where it's at!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Yeah you deserve this one.
False_Stupidity 42
Did you tell your cousin to take a hike?
VolleyAly 14
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to protect this phone no matter the costs!
kwyk 23
I do a lot of running and to solve this, I just keep my phone in my hand.
ShannonBitt 29
You couldn't keep it safe yourself, so you expect your little cousin tl be able to?
vencku 13
Seriously? YDI. Unless she had a bag to put it in, you should have held the phone yourself.
vic55jets 13
You totally deserved this.