Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a really good day out just to come home right before the electricity company closed for the day, to find out my payment hadn’t gone through and they'd turned it off. FML
Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
Today, I knew my wife and kid wouldn't be home until later, and I was excited to play video games and relax. The second I turned my computer on, the power went out. It came back on as my wife was pulling into the driveway. FML
Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML
Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, after playing in an online casino, I won £200. Being pretty tight for cash at the moment I was pretty excited. I then tried to withdraw it to be told that I can't have a penny of it because I didn't register my card details first. FML
Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML
Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML
Today, the power went out to my house a second time after coming on a few days ago due to a series of severe storms that rolled through the area. The first knockout took less than 12 hours. This one? A little over three days in a heat wave. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
You got a visit from the fail whale
bigdong1414 0
Honestly....this is a fake FML post. There is no online poker site that holds your money and waits for you to enter information. Even if they did they wouldn't steal your money. Epic fail!
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mlia172 0
play on a laptop from now on
iykwim1220 1
It's a sign from Jesus, don't gamble.
8KAGE8 8
I would throw the computer out the window.... (Don't try this at home)
PhishloverA 14
Wow! Where is this online poker game where you actually win real money? I wish I was good at poker, then I'd play it. You got trolled though. FYL
blackwidowtaco 31
well, hopefully when your power eventually comes back on you'll still have the chance to retrieve the money. sorry nonetheless op!
Pinkraincoat 18
Surely it's auto saved to their system and you can collect your winnings at any time.
jstone89 13
I thought online poker was illegal anyways? Also--- dont you fill out your info before-hand? I mean.. how else do you create an account and deposit money into it if they dont have your info?