Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.
MikuandKaito 24
That's hilarious.
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Comments (27)
Dexter83aus 7
Don't worry OP it will all blow over soon
bartsj1988 7
Relationship goals
bartsj1988 7
Relationship goals
Lalala579121 28
This is obviously fake. Women don't fart.
pelletman67 16
Now your ready... time for rim jobs
wickedgetz 30
and just like that she's blown you away
GoogieWithers 25
That is hysterical. She is a keeper.
Oludewa Arenyeka 4
Oh game on lol, I'll literally shit in her! ?
draghkar 18
Trust me, this is a good thing (maybe not at the time). I know of a couple married 25 years and they've never farted in front of each other. Imagine the stress. You got one of the fun ones... roll with the punches.
fantastamazing 10
That's awesome ?