Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML
Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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tempaccount 0
Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get ******, then close the blinds.
biancagolden 0
lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"
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shoegal808 0
#10, why would they call the police!? masturbating isn't against the law!!
astarwarsfan 0
It is on a plane
24788 7
#11 I wasn't being serious. Anyways, just because it's your house doesn't mean you can expose yourself to the neighbors. He clearly wasn't trying to do it, but you still can find yourself in deep water. It would most likely be a warning for the first offense.
jtaylor991 6
as long as im in my house i can be however i want, if they look and dont like it its not my problem, dont be a peeping tom you dick. ive seen the law work differently but this is my opinion
Mikeymikey 4
funny thing is now you can go chat to them.. and see what they were up to and tell them as #6 said to come inside fot close up shots.. nt really a FML. unless u were doing while watching gay sex.. then thats a FML to the square!!
ammali 0
LOL, oooops. #20, chill out. I picked YDI only because I never do that kind of thing without taking precautions... lock the door, make sure there are no windows open...
carlidare 0
wow. this sounds alot like the guy who was caught jacking off next to the Nexopia office building in his car and the ppl recorded him for laughs cuz he left his sun roof of his car open so everyone saw what he was doing. and after finally having enough a staff member went down stairs out infront of the man's car and waved up at the camera and the other staff members for the man to see he was caught. funniest thing i have ever seen
brainiac427 0
Bwahahah! Dude close the blinds next time.
Weezie 0
wahahahah!!! LOL i reckon not knowing they were there... would b better :P only if u didnt look where that beam of light came from!! lol!!
stuart1010 0
Hahahaha, that is awesome, #6 you are a legend
Fanoodle 0
**** IN YOUR PANTS....
Beerdnthrone 0
You just failed so hard. Go **** them or stop whining. This is only an FML because you completely ****** up the possibility of a threesum.