Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.
Beccabee 0
hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop
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Comments (96)
Navani 0
Dude, at least you have a girlfriend. To top that, you're laying in bed with her. Go you lol
kokobears6 0
haha((: tell her good one and if she says it again.. no action
epilespaul 0
OWND!!!!!!
campbellshayla73 0
burnage by ur gf
zakkyzebra 11
it's funny cuz he's fat...
whoisthisgirl 4
I'm gunna use that one....
jdawg2010 0
#9 really? that's really stupid. what's wrong with fat guys? you're to good to be seen with them? seriously.
alone_unafraid 0
Your fault. However, everyone has fat.Now, I'm at 5% bf, so the girls I slam don't have s**t to touch. If you're sensitive about your permanent hibernation layer, hit the weights. The onus is on you.
Shizeffya 0
Hahahahaha :D
JohnnyScene 7
i heard P90X does wonders.