Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went to the dentist in the same building my wife works. I decided to leave a love note on her car to surprise her. I'm currently being held by security, waiting on the cops, on suspicion of stalking. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, after spending almost an hour in the dentist's waiting room, watching other people get called in for their appointments, I finally lost my patience and asked the receptionist what was taking so long. I'd forgotten to sign in. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
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Top comments
nchic01 17
the question is, for what?
taymichele16 15
Well...shit
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Comments (71)
JamisonB98 16
Well I'm not sure what kind of crime scene it is, but I hope he gets a new coffee cup before tomorrow morning since his last mug was shot
rustybucket 24
That sucks. Sorry, OP :/
zarrganaut 17
This needs a follow up!
Capitan 15
He is the one saying "FML" now.
KatieKoala 19
I like cheese
allforfun 23
Haha thumbs up
mads_fml 7
"Main character has to be updated on other characters from the news cliche." -Cinemasins Reminded me of this :P
Sora_McKain 36
Sinning FML *Ding*
vikky538 29
Omg
neethukay 12
Definitely a pleasant morning. Not. Sucks OP
ukeandfoodislife 19
Agreed. I really hope OP follows up.
NEkoiNU 18
I think this needs a follow-up.