Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
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To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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SimplyBird 9
That was very...descriptive...
gunda95 11
Soooo, how many drugs did you smuggle out?
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jeriaslovesyou 16
I can't breathe.
TwistedCherub1 15
To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.
BrandiLush 31
You must work in adseg . I worked gp for a few years .
Gmoney12 18
I hate having to use the restroom and having to go through three yards and a facility master control when there's shift change.
TwistedCherub1 15
Actually, I work in county. Our local jail is a separated unit within the state facility because they contracted us for it. I do have a serial killer in a seg cage, though. He needs to be sentenced for escaping another facility. I'm not a correctional officer, just a security technician. My husband is an officer. Everyone is trying to convince me to go into the academy, though.
Turbo_Turtle 14
Wait, serial killer in a community jail? I thought they put those guys in like special jails.
xerbrus 14
that must have been embarrassing but I'm sure they understand they'll probably tease you for a long time to come but not as long as if you hadn't made it to the bathroom
GrowingUpSucks 7
Sorry that sucks. I work at a jail and I hope that doesn't happens to me at work. I have to go trough a bunch of doors as well and sometimes control is not on top of the buttons. :/
MrZsDad 19
Lucky you didn't get volunteered for a body cavity demonstration.
FMLMaximus 23
I can only picture OITNB and the female guard that Kaputo crushes on. I'm assuming you made it to the bathroom in time. and don't feel too bad.. we've all been there :)