Work: Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe...

TwistedCherub1 1 February 2014, 22:42 United States

Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML

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TwistedCherub1 15

3 February 2014, 16:14

To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.

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SimplyBird 9

2 February 2014, 04:31

That was very...descriptive...

gunda95 11

2 February 2014, 04:32

Soooo, how many drugs did you smuggle out?

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katydid91 31

2 February 2014, 05:08

Ooh, You got both my empathy and my sympathy. A prison is one of many worst case scenarios to get diarrhea. FYL OP!!

TXFernwoods 26

2 February 2014, 05:09

Did you make it? :o

beaverteaser 16

2 February 2014, 05:11

good thing you didn't have to bend over and squat, like you make the prisoners do, cough!!!

khaoticpanda 28

2 February 2014, 05:16

I feel insane pity for you. We have all been there dude.

VentiAnemoi 20

2 February 2014, 05:22

It's a girl. ;)

blackonblight 33

2 February 2014, 11:32

If you grew up in the 90's 'dude' has a high probability of being a gender neutral term for you, if you were an All That fan chances are the song going through your head right now is "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, cause we're all dudes!"