Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
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To answer a few questions: 1. I did make it to the bathroom. 2. Cameras are everywhere in a prison, see from all angles, and have incredible resolution. 3. From my post I have to go through a door which requires pushing a button, identifying myself to master control and waiting for them to release the lock. Then two crash gates where the operator can see me through the glass, then two more doors like the first. That's if I'm in the D-space and not the day room doing rounds, which would involve two more doors. No two doors in any corridor can be open at the same time, so I have to wait for each to close before the next can open.
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SimplyBird 9
That was very...descriptive...
gunda95 11
Soooo, how many drugs did you smuggle out?
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Comments (90)
thatnucca 36
So how many kilos did you drop in the loo OP?
FML_Elle 17
That feeling is the worst. On the bright side I really think they didn't notice; usually security cameras aren't the best quality. All you see are grainy blobs walking across the screen.
laureri 26
Not true at all. Cameras at the business I'm employed at are clear as day. Occasionally LP, who is hilarious btw, will call and say things like, "tell the kid in the red hat to get his finger out if his nose!"
blackonblight 33
I think a prison security cam at access points would be a very clear image, for obvious reasons.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
You would assume so #67, even McDonald's CCTV systems are reasonably high quality (about 360-480p), at least at the store I've seen
weveallbeenthere 30
most of the cameras would be of high quality and saved for at least 30 days so everyone else can enjoy the entertainment.
gdal8642 7
Sorry OP! hope everything is okay now!!
OperationAxis 10
Well you know what they say about prison...
MrSarary 26
Could you not just use the bathroom? FYL Indeed, that feeling is the worst.
skittyskatbrat 19
Yikes! You squeezed your ass-cheeks shut? Sure hope you don't work in New Mexico! Sorry to hear you had such a rotten day :(
Ben009 13
Walk like a duck lol
Nastorrian 11
I'm watching lockup...
martin8337 36
C'mon, butt cheeks , stay together, hold it together.
SinovaMikas 10
I'm assuming you made it the rest of the way with out any problems...so at least its not tgat bad of an FML.