Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I helped my hoarder grandfather clean out his garage. Not only did I step on a nail, I also slipped in a puddle of used oil that's been sitting out for two years, and broke my nose. He didn't pay me since I wasn't able to finish the job. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML
Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML
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miserypoison 13
don't underestimate an elders power.
ambowew 7
It wasn't his garage wall, it was his friends. Give him some slack, he's just getting into Facebook and took the whole 'writing on your wall' to heart.
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Comments (123)
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
hilarious!
qbs05 0
wow he's an asshole! you were just trying to help. who cares if he is independent? everyone can use a little help every now and again.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Not if they don't want it. It's up to him to decide if he wants it, good deed or not.
qbs05 0
yes true, but I wasn't saying he needed the help per say. I just said people could use it every now and again..
qbs05 0
and I say he's an asshole because he didn't have to act that way..he was being childish. yelling and slapping someone in the face with paint? all he had to do was say he appreciates the offer but he doesn't need any help thank you very much and get back to it.
fluffyrocka 0
At least it wasn't a wet dick...
awesomegirl2s98 1
True, True..
inlovewithmusic_fml 0
hahahahaha
Namenlos_fml 20
Old people really can be nasty...
ILoveTabz 0
old men are very very angry ones...
13AlibiesETF 6
I think he had a mental outburst xD
suprmidgt 0
lay his chair over for him. maybe he'll be nicer to the next kind person that just wanted to help.
WordSmyth 2
I challenge you to a duel! *FWAP*
Damaulibhai 1
I know. what's wrong with some people?