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Rapunzel1974 Gulfport, United States

Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML

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I'm the OP. I'm the one with the Fabulous Fingerbiters. These chickens aren't food: they're overindulged pets. Each one has a name, so chicken stew isn't an option. I've named them after various vaudeville stars or actresses because they're a lot of feathery drama queens. Actually, biting the hand that feeds them is right in line with the entertainment-industry theme I chose when naming them. A chicken bite from a baby bird isn't really painful at all because their little beaks are so soft. Even an adult bird's peck isn't painful in the same way a dog or cat bite is painful. They can't break the skin, although if they get you in the face it can leave a scratch or welt. A parrot, by contrast, can take your finger off. Chickens just aren't strong enough. These are going to be lovely laying hens. They're just a bit cheeky. I think I can break them of the habit by switching for a while to grass instead of mealworms, by *not* dropping the goodies no matter what, and moving on to the second phase of training, where I train them to hop onto my lap and sit there to be fed and petted. When training a chicken, it's important to use food as a reward. They're not like dogs and they don't consider attention a reward. They don't even consider petting a reward until they're conditioned to do so, because it's not a normal behavior or sensation for them. But it's straight-up operant conditioning, right out of B.F. Skinner

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grimrepa2007 3

OP. I'm going to assume you like chickens.... alot

Let them have their treats OP. Fatten them up. And when they're least expecting it.... Chicken pie time.

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They bite your fingers.... They will be finger licking good. Stop the treats for a while and try again hand feeding. One treat, flat hand. They need to be retrained.

Talk about finger lickin' good.

Are your fingers chicken nuggets now?

SavannahSunshine 26

When I first read this, I thought it said "children" and was like woah, woah, woah, out of your hand? Not cool! But the "hens" gave it away

flashback_fml 14

Hows it feel to be made a chickens bitch?

kill them and easy them. only solution.

Chickens are smarter than I thought.

That escalated quickly.... I'd be having smoked chicken for supper.

Time for some hotwings

Wear gloves op, problem solved!