Today, while I was teaching my chickens to eat out of my hand, one of the hens bit my finger and I dropped the entire handful of treats. Result: bonanza for the bird. The rest decided they could get more treats by biting me rather than by behaving. I now have a flock of fingerbiters. FML
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Rapunzel1974 23
I'm the OP. I'm the one with the Fabulous Fingerbiters. These chickens aren't food: they're overindulged pets. Each one has a name, so chicken stew isn't an option. I've named them after various vaudeville stars or actresses because they're a lot of feathery drama queens. Actually, biting the hand that feeds them is right in line with the entertainment-industry theme I chose when naming them. A chicken bite from a baby bird isn't really painful at all because their little beaks are so soft. Even an adult bird's peck isn't painful in the same way a dog or cat bite is painful. They can't break the skin, although if they get you in the face it can leave a scratch or welt. A parrot, by contrast, can take your finger off. Chickens just aren't strong enough. These are going to be lovely laying hens. They're just a bit cheeky. I think I can break them of the habit by switching for a while to grass instead of mealworms, by *not* dropping the goodies no matter what, and moving on to the second phase of training, where I train them to hop onto my lap and sit there to be fed and petted. When training a chicken, it's important to use food as a reward. They're not like dogs and they don't consider attention a reward. They don't even consider petting a reward until they're conditioned to do so, because it's not a normal behavior or sensation for them. But it's straight-up operant conditioning, right out of B.F. Skinner
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grimrepa2007 3
OP. I'm going to assume you like chickens.... alot
NinjaJellyfish 27
Let them have their treats OP. Fatten them up. And when they're least expecting it.... Chicken pie time.
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MoNercy 10
At least you've got yourself some smart chickens.
Rapunzel1974 23
These are thunderingly intelligent when it comes to the stuff they care about. It's just, there's a lot they don't care about.
lightburns 10
I am loving the OP's replies down this page.
my2centsworth 15
So you're saying the chickens learn faster than you do...
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
you should be able to recondition them, just wear protective gloves and slam them in the chicken-house if they try it again.
Inked0803 12
They've crossed over to the dark side
Rapunzel1974 23
Not the dark side, the duck side. They've quacked up, I tell you.
Tegz0rz 12
Cheeky little buggers.
darryaz 9
The Colonel should be able to solve that problem for you.
chadchenz 6
Smack that poultry into shape.
russianspy1234 11
Step 1: Catch the one that did it. Step 2: Drop some seed to gather the flock Step 3: Chop its head off where they can all see/ Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit
TheEpicNinja13 6
chickens don't bite.. lol. animals with beaks peck..
graceinsheepwear 34
Clearly you have never had a parrot.
ElricMustang 23
I'm sorry, but that's pretty funny. I understand how painful it can get, but I would laugh if I were in this situation myself. Gonna take a long time to teach them right. Good luck lol