Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
Today, I rushed home after my mom called saying our upstairs had flooded. Apparently, my little brother somehow broke the toilet while unsupervised and water overflowed everywhere. It even reached my closet, shoes, and books, and everything touching my floor in my room is now wet. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
Today, my expensive, multi-feature, waterproof watch was destroyed... by water. FML
Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
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FYLDeep 26
I would think that a good camera would live up to a promise like that, particularly if it was made for underwater shooting. This makes me think that your camera was a piece of shit anyway.
McMan 23
He swirlied your camera O.o
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Comments (58)
Twisted107 4
sure hope the toilet was empty when he flushed.
DocBastard 40
I always feel that anything that has the audacity to call itself "anything-proof" is a challenge to prove otherwise. I therefore propose that FMLife.com is idiot proof. Discuss.
Kua_Mei 0
This is amazing. It made my day. xD
amerwin 3
He's got the right idea. Next time you drive him to daycare, see if your child-proof windows live up to their promise.
hatepineapple 14
Ahaha nice
mercedeslove 0
If he's still alive you failed. I would have dunked his head in the toilet and flushed it over and over until he died. Your brother is a piece of shit.
thefmlman2011 37
woah, just take it easy man
KinkyKittyStyle 0
hope u got ur money back....next time test it before u leave the store lmao XD
JAIROUS48764 0
return it!
blaze_1492 0
A new camera should be on it's way soon then
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for leaving a kid alone! Who knows what other damage he could've done!
rayquaza5000 4
Not urine proof, apparently.
SAgirl 23
Wow, omg hes an idiot... and for waiting water like that, what a retard =|