tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Caution
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Wounded_irony
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks, Mom
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
ouch.
Stamford, United States
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
clair_brodie
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
couturier
France
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Anthony Hathaway
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
ouch
Canada
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Top comments
Weetart 8
Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.
imacreeper 3
when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)
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gigglezdaclown18 0
if the grass is so high you can't see a glass bottle you might be a redneck
ReynshineCutting 10
...or it just rained a lot...
CanadianMuse 0
Wow... your grass must have been really high...
anyone918 0
lawnmowers don't shoot the clippings back at the person. they are designed to be somewhat safe. they usually shoot the clippings out the side. even if it's a bag mower and the bag was taken off there is a cover. so you're full of shit and furthermore very pathetic for lying about something on the internet just to get attention. so your fml probably should have been 'today, i'm so ******* lonely and pathetic that i lied about something on the internet just to get attention. fml'. have fun with your disco legs shitbag.
anyone918 0
apparently there is a moderator so i'll tone it down a little. this can't be true. lawnmowers have safety features. this person probably made it up and in my opinion that's pathetic. suck it moderators!
HomeAl0ne 20
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive, staying alive.
trollolololo 0
you're so lazy... pick up the bottle next time
doubleodoggy 0
omg! r u ok?!
XxGuard 0
WTF?? Even I know to pick up crap before I mow the lawn!! I've known that since I was 13 when I started mowing the lawn. YDI all the way!!
MurphyS94 4
Walk it off, walk it off.
hotrod28 4
how did you not see that. it's not exactly hard to miss