tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Caution
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Anonymous
Elaine?
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Wounded_irony
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Thanks, Mom
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
ouch.
Stamford, United States
Not my day, is it?
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
clair_brodie
Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML
couturier
France
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Hi there!
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Anthony Hathaway
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
ouch
Canada
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Top comments
Weetart 8
Look on the bright side now you can be the ball of the party.
imacreeper 3
when in doubt, dance it out! you've already got the disco ball:)
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Comments (199)
Daisie_Garcia 0
ouch that sounds like it hurts :/
mnblkjpoi 0
how is that bad, i wish I looked like a disco ball.
ashrandom 0
thank God none landed in your eye!
GeneralLeeAdyck 0
that was dumb
daddyof5 0
maybe you should mow more often so you can actually see what your mowing. like someone else said a bottle is hard to miss. how high was it set? not sure how it actually got your leg.
ReynshineCutting 10
A bottle is NOT hard to miss if it's a beer bottle or something small. Now a wine bottle I could understand being hard to miss but a small bottle in thick grass is easy to miss. It's been raining a lot lately so people haven't been able to mow as often as they would like. It's probably not his fault that the grass was so tall.
nancyfantastic 3
I think we all got your point the first 6 times Reynshine....
ThanksKarma 0
No kidding. Maybe she has dementia.
geeksaresexy 18
or maybe it's because retards keep leaving the same comment over and over again without reading the other comments and responses!
jSOPURE 3
Yikes. An interesting way of describing your leg. Hope you feel better. =)
drifterz 0
I smell bs on ops shoes. LAWNMOWERS DO NOT THROW CLIPPINGS AT YOU. They are designed to either gather from the side or collect.
ig4f 0
you aren't whiteboy
mrsammy999 0
why was there a glass bottle in your yard?
anakaren_831 1
why do people assume I'm blonde. I'm fucken Mexican pendejos!
DIESINBLOOD 0
Ey, yo tamien! What does this have to do with the post, again?