Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML
Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, in an idle moment I tried to change the language on a Word document. Instead, I changed my default Office language, and now all my Office apps - plus all my work Excel files - are now in Ukrainian. It's really hard to fix when you can't read the instructions. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML
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Tsunami87 17
Find a serbo-croatian
every1luvsboners 11
You must put it on the top rack of the dishwasher and run the cycle with the heated drying. Then it'll work great.
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pinkspaceboundro 0
Google it- but first- punch your brother in the NUTS.
writergirl23 19
Go on google type Serbo-Croatian-English translation find word for settings find the settings find word for languages find it in setting options then find word for English select it ull be fine :)
raphanne_fml 33
I read that out loud without stopping to catch my breath and almost died ;)
phoenixslayer69 4
It's ok she's a ..... Aspiring writer?!?!
lenamartinovic 13
Serbo-Croatian is just a dialect from Serbian. The same way you guys have US English and UK English.
GADefence 2
Find wrench, bable fish "language" as english to croation, find nearest match, look for or bable fish english (most translate their language page in case this happens, so it should be "english" in english. Ok done, enjoy.
ideasrule 13
Get another phone of the same type, figure out how to change the language, and do the same thing on your phone? Alternatively, get the phone's user manual, search up how to change the language, and follow the diagrams? Alternatively, Serbo-Croatian uses the Latin alphabet, so just google translate every word you see? It's really not that hard.
bassdredd 2
actually no, we primarily use the Cyrillic alphabet, which I assume is also the one programmed into her phone. ?? ?? ?????? but thanks for trying!
stewie13_666 0
google translate
jamieisreallymad 0
Google translate.
ScarletBloom 14
Change his phone language to Tamil. Even google can't help him.
Lenho 26
What if OP's brother's phone doesn't have Tamil as an option?
crownlogic 25
But someone in/from Singapore could.
ScarletBloom 14
I'm not an Indian. =.=
crownlogic 25
...Who said you were an Indian?
BigGrouchy 0
U seem to be writing with it jus fine gotta call bs on this one
Sirin_fml 47
Nice one! Or it would be if this FML hadn't been submitted from a desktop computer.
False_Stupidity 42
Owned by the FML team XD If I could thumb you up Sirin, I would
punkin_26 16
Then we shall just thumbs down BigGrouchy!!!
Doribella98 14
That was an awesome comeback! I think BigGrouchy feels stupid now :)
Oritsuru 13
#92 It is hard for an idiot to feel stupid.
zyron7568 0
Thats awesome. I have to try that on one of my friends!
LiuKang92 1
Next time your brother is taking a shower, take his phone and change the language to " I'm gonna kill you " language. He won't understand