Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was delivering pizza in the rain. A woman answered the door, saw me soaking wet and said, "Wow this rain is terrible, it must be horrible to be out delivering in it." She then tipped me 21 cents. FML
Today, it started pouring while I was in the middle of a pizza delivery. I had to stand out in the rain for ten minutes while an old redneck dude wearing nothing but camo boxers fumbled around for the exact change to pay the bill. I think seeing his junk was supposed to count as my tip. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
Today, while delivering pizza I was yet again given $0.04 over the total bill and told condescendingly to "keep the change." This happens on every shift. My pay is reduced during deliveries, and I drive my own car, and use my own gas. For $0.04. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
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Top comments
HopeeBB 8
Ohh the generosity in this world!
CarnivalCat 1
Well... back in her day I'm sure that was a fortune?
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Comments (248)
starlover2004 0
you should've smack her with her own cane :)
CountMonteCristo 3
Hey! When she was your age that was a lot of money!
thomas357 0
131 Ya and one of two thing could happin her 6'6" 210 lb son who is a cop tracks you down and kicks the shot out of you OR you find out the is related to FPS Russia and well we all know what would happen. And if you don't know who that is YouTube ( the return of FPS russia and that will show you. Not worth it buddy.
momo1972 3
you don't like your job? quit!!!
TallMist 32
Where did he say he doesn't like his job? For all we know, he enjoys it and was just having a bad day.
AwesomeAustin21 0
lmfao
jflore05 0
? she was wishing u well n ur saying its an fml? maybe she was wishing u success in your life and to get a better job where u can make lots of money and not cuz she gave u a penny. jerk
Enigmax2514 7
hey man show some respect that could be you someday
TallMist 32
I don't think he was being disrespectful. I think he was just complaining that he had to stand in a torrential downpour for 5 minutes, which I doubt is part of the job description, and not making any extra money from risking getting a cold.
oakland43 6
80 years ago u can buy alot with a penny... LOL
Holy_ish 19
lol i would have been pissed
lexiieeex3 32
She was old give her a break.