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qyx3lmnop24 Napa, United States

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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It sounds like he licks you.

ooohh thats so sexy

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The real question here is did you lick him back?

are you sure you weren't with a dog?

That's a keeper

PokeyPorcupine 18

Well he seems friendly.

Sounds like my boyfriend... Lucky for him, I was already in love with him BEFORE he started that. Doesn't make it any less gross then.

So this guy is a dog.

Shadowvoid 33

Sorry, this sounds like me

haha maybe u taste Good

Would his name happen to be Wilfred?

I like him. You should keep him.